Hey you lovely human 😊

I looked through the window and in to her soul and i said..................... bitch

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

invokes:

Expensive?
Very expensive.

- The fault in prices of clothes

lomticks-of-toast:

vuitos:

I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop

Fuck you and your fucking coffee

GIRL DRINKING COFFEE ALONE MUST NEED MAN

I WILL BE THAT MAN

I WILL BE HERO

GIRL REJECT ME

GIRL HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THAT

GIRL IS BITCH AND I HATE HER

I AM ROMANTIC WHY GIRLS NOT LOVE ME

ajantas:

yes please get that poor girl away from Nash Grier

ajantas:

yes please get that poor girl away from Nash Grier

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

  • Teacher: So what do you do now that Harry Potter's over?
  • Me: Um, it's not over.
  • Teacher: But there are no more books coming out.
  • Me: There hasn't been a new Bible for awhile now, but the Bible fandom is still going strong...
  • Teacher: Touché.
  • Anonymous asked:
    How did you lose you virginity?

    eythejedi:

    pomegran8:

    you know what’s dumb
    the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

    you put it in words

    onadogtrekinperth:

    Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
    Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
    Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
    Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
    Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
    Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
    Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

    Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.

    yesthisishonk:

    swedes more like how far apart can we stand from each other at a bus stop without offending each other

    cloudy-dreamers:

    Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion